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Lees meerThat's the way the Cook, he crumbles Apple has given up its fight against being designated a gatekeeper under Europe's Digital Markets Act (DMA), meaning the iMaker will give people in the European Union greater choice over their browser engines and…
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Lees meerClean sweep across broadband, landline, and pay TV It may be only a few years since the two were combined, but Virgin Media O2 is topping UK comms regulator Ofcom's customer complaints chart.…
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Lees meerMission a 'minimum' success because rovers deployed successfully The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) has transmitted images of the Smart Lander for Investigating the Moon (SLIM) to Earth.…
Lees meerWork in progress, approach with caution Google has added a fresh round of features to Project IDX, its cloud-based development environment.…
Lees meerThat's not to say Redmond hasn't had significant Windows of misfortune Microsoft has crossed the $3 trillion valuation threshold thanks in no small part to investors buying into the mega-corp's AI vision.…
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Lees meerThat's the way the Cook, he crumbles Apple has given up its fight against being designated a gatekeeper under Europe's Digital Markets Act (DMA), meaning the iMaker will give people in the European Union greater choice over their browser engines and…
Lees meerKhaaaaaaan! Khaaaaaaaaaaan! Updated The FTC today stuck a probe into five Big Tech players about their generative AI investments and partnerships.…
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Lees meerNothing like an informal talking shop dressed up as formal transatlantic cooperation The next meeting of the EU-US Trade and Technology Council (TTC) will take place in Washington DC next week to discuss mutual approaches to trade issues and tech ch…
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