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Lees meerPolystream says the future of hi-def gameplay is distributed We're doing gaming all wrong, says the CEO of UK-based Polystream, Bruce Grove, and that includes Google new cloud-based games service Stadia that was announced last month.…
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Lees meerHigh potential of cutting off the nose to spite the face The Russian State Duma, the lower house of parliament, has voted to approve the controversial bill that would give politicians powers to isolate the country from the internet.…
Lees meerThe day has a 'y' in it – must be time for an outage TalkTalk's email service clearly had a big night out on Thursday and has spent Friday morning lying down in a darkened room.…
Lees meerWait, what do you mean 'helium disk drives aren't interesting'? The black hole image released yesterday needed over a thousand helium-filled disk drives to record it.…
Lees meerTechie learns the hard way there's more than one way to interpret 'make a copy' On Call Another week over, another On Call – and this one is going to provide you with a real belly-laugh.…
Lees meerGo hybrid or go home Networking overlord Cisco has punted its Application Centric Infrastructure (ACI) platform into AWS-hosted public cloud.…
Lees meerPossible 'ethical violations' found but no conflict of interest Oracle and IBM are out of the running for the Pentagon's $10bn cloud contract after a departmental probe found no evidence a conflict of interest had affected the deal.…
Lees meerTurning data into insight Sponsored webcast The volume of data many organisations have to deal with today is vast, and it can prive troublesome to interpret. Traditional analytics approaches can be piecemeal, restrictive, non-economical and inflexi…
Lees meerNews only spoiled by fact it was a complete waste of time US lawmakers approved a net neutrality bill on Wednesday that would repeal the repeal of rules that would force ISPs to treat all internet content equally.…
Lees meerGoogle Cloud product deluge spans security, analytics and AI People with suitably modern Android phones can now use their handsets as a hardware security key to safeguard both their Google Accounts and Google Cloud accounts.…
Lees meerCloud Services Platform gets rebranded Anthos and goes cross-cloud At its cloud-touting event Google Cloud Next'19 on Tuesday, the Chocolate Factory announced a service that debuted last year, now with a new name and broader scope.…
Lees meerSupported by quantum storage that works at room temperature American researchers have managed to successfully transfer entangled photons over a fibre network stretching approximately 11 miles, marking the longest-distance quantum entanglement experi…
Lees meeraaS version of software promises faster deployments Juniper Networks has recast Contrail SD-WAN as a fluffy white service for software-defined networking in branch offices, dragging itself into the 21st century tech world.…
Lees meerBut Chocolate Factory hopes Kurian's business chops will help win over the enterprise Google's new cloud chief, Thomas Kurian, has talked up plans to win enterprise customers by expanding his sales team, boosting its dealings with other businesses t…
Lees meerYeah, yeah, yeah, it's hard. But so is my foot in your ass The US government has warned the organization that oversees the domain name system that it needs to hurry up and finalize privacy rules for Whois internet addresses or Congress will back rep…
Lees meerIt's a pay-as-you-go world Teradata – the American hardware and software maker traditionally associated with reassuringly expensive, sprawling data storage and analytics systems – continues to slowly wrap its arm around the cloud.…
Lees meerThree decades of experience gone as staff voice fears for HANA platform SAP veteran and cloud president Robert Enslin has quit as the German enterprise software firm forges ahead with restructuring, amid industry talk that its in-memory data platfor…
Lees meerProduction ramped up to meet hyperscaler demand The country-sized electronics factory that is Taiwan has ramped up its production of li-ion cells designed specifically for data centre applications to meet growing demand from American cloud vendors.…
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